Cheryl Ho’s Blog

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Someone got a haircut, well not literally a haircut. But yeah. LOOK WHO HAS BANGS NOW, HAH!

I know, I know. I look like a retarded doll. Who cares? I’m Cheryl Ho.

The other day, my college friends and I went down to Pyramid from Limkokwing cos we had this super duper long breaktime, like 4-5 hours break. So yeah. And guess who I met up with at Pyramid?
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Damn scary leh!
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Serious weh!

AH LONGS!

Ah longs from INTI, that is. Hahahhha. Michelle like samseng lah, ah long wannabe. That day I asked her why she carry such a big bag to college. She secretly whispered to me, "Because I’m Ah Long. Inside I keep my parang".
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Ah Long also asked me to take ALOT of photos with her that day in Pyramid. But I was too scared.
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I was scared that later she blackmail me with the photos. And simply take out her parang and try to con me in the Chinese way, saying that one photo with her cost RM10,000. Then I die lah that time.

I tried to runaway but you know lah, ah longs right. She threathened me withred paint. Very typical ah long.
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(ALJ stands for Apa Lan Jiao. I know, I just learnt the term too)

You see. I refused to take nice photos with her, and she gangster already showing black ALJ faces. Ah long got fed up with me. Finally, she decided to convince me to be good friends with her. She told me next time if I want to borrow money, clothes, heels, panties, tissue or whatever also, she won’t charge me interest.

She will just ask for 1 photo for each day that I repay her back late.

We had a Chinese to Chinese, Ah Long to Not-Ah Long talk for a while. And I finally decided Ah long wasn’t that bad after all.

So we yamseng with each other and shake shake hands a bit, and became friend friend.
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But one thing still, sometimes it’s hard for me to understand Ah Long. She and her very Chinese manners and words. Ah Long also taught me one thing that day, which is how to drink kopi with one leg up on the chair. Ah Long also said that it is very pantang if you don’t shake your leg on and off.

Ah Long is my best friend.
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Oh and also, Ah Long’s birthday is VERY VERY SOON!

It’s this Saturday. So whoever is not scared to party with Ah Long and Ah Long’s friends, we’ll be in Sunway (tomorrow) Friday night. Not sure at Coco Banana or Bar Celona yet. To be confirmed. ;)

Till then, all of you take care. And watch out for all ah longs on the street. Think of your loved ones.
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Yours truly,
Cheryl, Ah Long’s best friend. (:

..not only for researches you have to do for boring assignments, or maybe going on Instant Messaging with friends, or supporting piracy by downloading songs, but also…

..coming out with hilarious comedy videos on the upcoming election in Malaysia in where else other than the widest video engine site; YouTube.
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Fuck sial, I watch can laugh until die man. No offence to any political parties or whatsoever lah, I’m just an ordinary blogger in this town who’s doing her role in the blogosphere; sharing the joke.
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Elections Blah Blah Blah

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And you so have to watch this one also..
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Rough Little Indian Boys

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Hahahha.. Aiseh.

Politics politics politics. I have no comment. But btw, James asked me to add Lim Kit Siang (DAP Chief) on Facebook. It seems that James added Lim Kit Siang on Facebook on Saturday.. And on the next day, Sunday, Lim Kit Siang approved his request.

I want to find for Samy Velu weh. Then wish him Happy Birthday on election day. eheh.

Eh serious okay. Samy Velu’s birthday falls on the election day, March 8th. I was first informed by my Indian friend, Jewin Kumar. Eh brada, don’t doubt him okay.. they know best.  Confirmed "correct correct correct!"
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Yours truly,
Cheryl, updates on LKW’s Gala dinner soon.. =)

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It’s Add Maths today, and Paper just ended at 10am.

I got home, changed my clothes, washed myself up a little, and went STRAIGHT TO BED.

I slept for bout an hour plus man… and gee WOW, like though there’s no Add Maths Paper 2 later. Oh maybe there’s no PHYSICS tomorrow as well.
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Anyway, who gives a shit. I woke up, and I watched Ms Swan on YouTube. Again. I was watching her the night before Add Maths papers before I went to bed.

She is D Bomb man. Ms Swan is <3 ! I can’t believe I’m not practicing or revising my Add Maths now, but blogging about Ms Swan.

Okay.. who in the muthafck’n hell is this swan?; I hear you ask. Watch.
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Miss Swan At Starbucks.
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LMAO! SHE IS SOME SHIT I TELL YOU.
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Okay I better go see what I can do with my Trigonometry, since the trigo question in Paper one was being a "tricky dicky". Ahhah

Thanks to Ikhwan who found this ms swan video, now I’m all MS SWAN-NY and I can’t get enough of her shit. Lol :P
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Yours truly,
Cheryl, I lost all my pictures in my comp thanks to my fck’n loqware.. urgh!
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(bimbo tone) Like… What-evahhh..

Okay, I don’t do it best. She does. Watch this.
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"Do your hand, do your hand. Say What-evahh.."

Ahhahahh frik’n cute man. Now it’s stuck in my head. "What-evahh.."

My god. Of all things to train a baby to say; in SUCH TONE. Well at least it’s better than training to say the word "fuck" I suppose.
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Darn why wasn’t I cute like that when I was a baby? Why didn’t I have cute videos like that? Yeah, I think you’re right; mommy and daddy didn’t own video cameras back then.
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Yours truly,
Cheryl says, "Like What-evahhh" (I’m cute like the baby right… No? Yeah maybe not. Cos I’m cuter.) HAH! Wtf okay whatever seriously.
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