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Someone got a haircut, well not literally a haircut. But yeah. LOOK WHO HAS BANGS NOW, HAH!
I know, I know. I look like a retarded doll. Who cares? I’m Cheryl Ho.
The other day, my college friends and I went down to Pyramid from Limkokwing cos we had this super duper long breaktime, like 4-5 hours break. So yeah. And guess who I met up with at Pyramid?
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Damn scary leh!
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Serious weh!
AH LONGS!
Ah longs from INTI, that is. Hahahhha. Michelle like samseng lah, ah long wannabe. That day I asked her why she carry such a big bag to college. She secretly whispered to me, "Because I’m Ah Long. Inside I keep my parang".
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Ah Long also asked me to take ALOT of photos with her that day in Pyramid. But I was too scared.
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I was scared that later she blackmail me with the photos. And simply take out her parang and try to con me in the Chinese way, saying that one photo with her cost RM10,000. Then I die lah that time.
I tried to runaway but you know lah, ah longs right. She threathened me withred paint. Very typical ah long.
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(ALJ stands for Apa Lan Jiao. I know, I just learnt the term too)
You see. I refused to take nice photos with her, and she gangster already showing black ALJ faces. Ah long got fed up with me. Finally, she decided to convince me to be good friends with her. She told me next time if I want to borrow money, clothes, heels, panties, tissue or whatever also, she won’t charge me interest.
She will just ask for 1 photo for each day that I repay her back late.
We had a Chinese to Chinese, Ah Long to Not-Ah Long talk for a while. And I finally decided Ah long wasn’t that bad after all.
So we yamseng with each other and shake shake hands a bit, and became friend friend.
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But one thing still, sometimes it’s hard for me to understand Ah Long. She and her very Chinese manners and words. Ah Long also taught me one thing that day, which is how to drink kopi with one leg up on the chair. Ah Long also said that it is very pantang if you don’t shake your leg on and off.
Ah Long is my best friend.
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Oh and also, Ah Long’s birthday is VERY VERY SOON!
It’s this Saturday. So whoever is not scared to party with Ah Long and Ah Long’s friends, we’ll be in Sunway (tomorrow) Friday night. Not sure at Coco Banana or Bar Celona yet. To be confirmed. ;)
Till then, all of you take care. And watch out for all ah longs on the street. Think of your loved ones.
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Yours truly,
Cheryl, Ah Long’s best friend. (:


























































