On Flower Gerr and Pussy Willows

January 16, 2009 - Posted by Cheryl

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I managed to bring my darling D60 to work the other day, and took it for a short tour while there were no customers. Hehe =)

Since I love to play with pussy willows, I snapped a lot on them.
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I did snap some fresh orchids, which are really pretty. But I’ll put that up some other day, or later on.

Now it’s story telling time.

The story is like this.

Today I had a customer, a very WEIRD one. The following is the conversation between the customer and myself:
 

“Errrr, halo? Excuse me? Are you working here?”
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“Ahh yes. How can I help you?”
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“This one, real flower ah?”
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“No. Artificial flower”
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“Ohhhh… how long can it last??”

(mahhhhhhh -.-)
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“(wtf) errrrr… it’s artificial, it can last as long as you want it to? haha”
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“Ohhhh… like that ah. Hmmmm, then when only it will die ah?”
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“Nooo, won’t die. Because it’s artificial you see. It’s not alive. Not a living plant/flower.”
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“Ohhhh… so it is dead already lah?”
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(WTF KNN serious shit, damn slapping!)
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“Err… no lah, this flower is artificial. Artificial, you know? It’s uh, fake one. Not fresh. Not real. FAKE.”
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“Ohhhhhh, FAKE ahhh?”
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“Yah.”
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“Wahh, this flower bluff me one lah.. like con lah. Ohhhh, not real lahh.. okok. So uhh, this flower, all won’t die ah?”
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“-.- NO”
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(damnnn omg already this one, seriously. epic phail)
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“Ohhhh… okok. So this one need to put water or not?”
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“Huh?? For what you want to put water?”
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“Ohhhh no need water? No, cos I scared it will die”
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 ”NO. IT WON’T DIE. WON’T. Because it is AR-TI-FI-CI-AL. You know fake? Yah, it’s FAKE. So no die die okay. WON’T.”

“Ohhhh.. hehe okay lah like that. I want, please pack for me.”
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“Okay sure”
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*then the customer gave me a sudden stare*, and said,
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“You have very pretty eyes, you know that?”
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(blushed) “Err.., thanks”
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“Your eyelashes are very lovely. Are they real one ah?”
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“Err, yeahh it’s real”
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“Ohhhh.. no, I thought like the flowers, artificial. Hehe. =)”
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MAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!-.-

OHMYGOD YOU KNOW. Seriously!! I nearly died on the spot. Flat on the floor. This one seriously slapping straight man. Somemore can “hehe” me you know.

Blood pressure can shoot up as high and as fast as how your solero shot theme park ride goes. For real.

Firstly, I thought, okay perhaps the customer isn’t so sure what artificial means. So I tried saying; not fresh, fake, not alive, like plastic flower, not real. All sorts of synonyms that I can think of.

And with all the “ohhhhhhhhh”s I got from the customer right, some shit you know. Make it sound as if understood. But NOOO, all kinds of question the customer asking.

At that moment, I just felt like dying. It’s like, please stab me kill me or shoot me, I’d feel better.

Hou kurap this one.
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Okays. 1am. Tomorrow is yet another working day. I’ll be back, wait up.

iLaters.
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Yours truly,
Cheryl, the flowers are artificial goddammit!




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6 Comments

  1. jitz says:

    MAHHHHHHHHHHH…!!!
    Some epic phail fella weh
    funny shit..
    hahahahahahhaha..
    your eyes artificial.LOL
    seriously.PHAIL

    ... on July January 16th, 2009
  2. Ken says:

    First time visiting here, your orchid shot is really tempting !

    ... on July January 17th, 2009
  3. jitz says:

    where’s the orchid shot?

    ... on July January 17th, 2009
  4. joanne says:

    LOL!!! he was prolly tryna hit on you or sth? hahaha

    ... on July January 19th, 2009
  5. aisha says:

    LMAO
    that was hilarious. poor blur guy

    ... on July January 19th, 2009
  6. Cheryl says:

    high blood pressure, seriously!

    ... on July January 21st, 2009

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