Cheryl Ho’s Blog

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Oh yes you’re in the right blog. Just that my wardrobe got a little wrong lately.

Eheh. 

HI ALL!!  Yes yes, I just began work in an exhibition and convention management company called ECMI. Office work. Thus, the sort-of-corporate wear.
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I’m working there as like a telemarketer, pick up calls.. office work like paper work, typing, filing and all that la. So the phone was ringing. I picked up, “Hello, Morning. ECMI, how may I help you?”

…and they requested to speak to my CEO. So i transferred the call to her line. Her phone rang, and she picked up. And when she picked up, I held down; IMMEDIATELY. I did that twice.

Shit.

After the second time, she was firing red hot mad (well not literally), she came out and sounded me wehhhhhhhh. She shouted out WHO TRANSFERRED THE LINE TO ME JUST NOW??? WHO?????!

That time I swear to you I could collect a whole bucket of pee already man, seriously. Then I admitted lah, what else.. runaway meh? And so she told me in a much much lower tone, that I should always ask who is it that’s looking for her, then only pass the call to her, and inform her who is looking for her before I hang up the phone.

Nice lahh weh.. first day of work. Nicely kena sound.

When I went home, I thought to myself, “EH… I don’t wanna work edi ahh… shit job lah, do rubbish.. lagi kena sound.”

But you know me. Well, IF you do know me. I don’t quit easily. Enough said.

So I reported myself to work on the second day. And on my 2nd day of work, mostly what I did was calling, calling, calling and CALLING.

I was given a target to call up 100 clients. And I managed to call 116.

I KNOW RIGHT! Can you believe it? I fucking made 116 calls weh. Don’t ask me how I do it. It’s not magic, shut up. And yeah, also did some filing and typing. Typing is my favourrriiiiteeeeee task. Cos it’s so bloody easy, and I’m a pro typist.

No, seriously. I am. Now you know the geeky side of me. I am a speed typist, from the last time I set and recorded, my record is 102 WPM with average accuracy of 99.2%. Damn geeky right, I know. But I love typing.
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Pssst… can online and berMSN while working. They have Photoshop and Illustrator programs in the laptop too! Can edit photos! Can blog also! Not bad whaaat. :P

Alright, back to work now. Gotta continue calling more humans. Sigh..

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Eh although I had my doll fringe haircut, but I still can style it back the way it was before. Not bad ah.. like magic. Okay la, maybe it’s shorter a bit.

ANYWAYYYYYYYY

Yeaaaah Ah Long turned 18 last Saturday!

We celebrated at Coco Banana on friday night, and the party was wild and hawt. Everybody had fun. We all danced the entire night and opened 9 bottles of chivas and weren’t enough. Finished all 9 like pretty damn fast. Tsk tsk. All alcos man. This party was huggeeee. We had like 40 or 40++ friends over in Coco.

What can we say.. Ah Long mah!
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The saddest thing about the party was nobody took any photos. Hah! Seriously. It was that fun until no one had the time and bothered to take pictures, all too busy.
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Coco Banana. (Sorry I pao-ed the coco pics from this site called ellone.com. Credits to ellone.com. Thanks)

That night nobody got wasted, except Joel Ang and Lionel. Hahaa. Girls were all alright, though some were tipsy n all. But yeah. All cool. It was another sober night for myself, but I still had heaps fun, apart from Jitz and I trying to settle the bill with Derrick.

Everyone hit the dance floor. And Coco played pretty good songs that Friday night. They had R&B first.. and later on about 1am or so, they played some House slash techno songs.. but back on to R&B again. So overall, pretty good.

My reviews for Coco is that it’s a pretty damn nice place, though the lightings are brighter than Bar Celona, but they had nice neon lightings tho. The setting of the place was nice. Dancefloor beats Bar Celona’s flat. Like hands down. And yeah, I suppose going there with a big bunch of friends is pretty fun. Nice place for a party. Not sure if it would just as fun if we were to go in smaller group though. (:
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The next day, which is Saturday, her actual birthday day, we had dinner together with a few close friends in Chili’s Mid Valley.

While waiting for Gerard to pick us up…
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When we arrived at Chili’s, we were pretty lucky that we only had to wait about 10-20 minutes for a table considering how bloody packed it was at Chili’s that night.

Though we had our seats pretty quick, but for them to come take our orders, it took quite a while. And we were all reaaaaallly hungrayyhhh.
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(Ikhwan, Tim, Ah Long Jitz).
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See all the grumpy faces..
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(Left: Ethan, Right: Gerard)
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And when our food arrived
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Wahh.. these people really look like they can eat a horse ah..
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But the worse thing is… you know lah right, Western food, sure use knife and fork lah right. Where got give you chopsticks and soup spoons right..

The moment Ah Long Jitz saw the KNIVES… I knew it. I just knew it.
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He has always wanted to kill Tai Ah Long (Michelle) so that he can take over her place and be the Tai Kor of all Tai kors. He always thought by killing her, he will then be the next ruler of all ah longs.

Ah Long Jitz really very brave ahh.. it was Tai Ah Long’s birthday dinner, but he one bit also didn’t give a shiettt I thelll euuu.
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And Tai Ah Long also same same didn’t give a shiett about Ah Long Jitz. You see her face there, so tenang although going to get killed soon. Tsk tsk. Ah long memang ah long right.
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You know Michelle really becoming damn gangster and damn ah long. It was suppose to be her birthday dinner, but she gangster and ditched all of us for a movie. Pfft. She and SOMEBODY finished their dinner fast fast and left early to rush for their movie at 9:45pm.

Eyyyy.. I damn ‘boh song’ okay.

It ended up to be more like my birthday celebration instead of hers. Even friends called me up, saying “Weh sorry ah can’t make it for dinner later to celebrate..”. And I nicely replying,

“Ehh.. it’s okayy. No worries weh..”

HAPPY. Like my birthday you know.

And and and… And the saddest part is I even planned to talk to the Chili’s workers to do a small birthday celebration for her. Like get her a slice of cake with a candle.. people singing her birthday song n all..

Alaaa chehh. Manatau she left damn early.

I don’t care bitch. You owe us all. You owe me!! I tak puas that night. Must do replacement of celebration I don’t care. Lol :P
(I like to make you feel bad. I thelll euuu… I kehhnot thake itt..)

Sorry inside joke.
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Anyways, I had fun anyhow. Well, now apart from all the partyings and shopping and shits, it’s time I start some work and earch some cash.

I’m starting work tomorrow in this office in USJ9 business center. It’s just a part time temporary job at the moment. So my dear USJ SUBANG friendsssss, kalau senang, jom marilah makan tengah hari bersama-sama.

Gimme a call for lunch weh. I think I break at 1pm. Wish me luck for the first day of work. In an OFFICE.

I wonder what should I wear tomorrow..

Oh waittt.. before I forget, 1 more picture.
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I cannot take it. Very confusing. They look like long lost twin brothers ever since Ikhwan got his new hairdo. Both same same. Now we have two Ikhwans and two Timonteks.
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Yours truly,
Cheryl, I can make ice cream!
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Who’s there?????
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Someone got a haircut, well not literally a haircut. But yeah. LOOK WHO HAS BANGS NOW, HAH!

I know, I know. I look like a retarded doll. Who cares? I’m Cheryl Ho.

The other day, my college friends and I went down to Pyramid from Limkokwing cos we had this super duper long breaktime, like 4-5 hours break. So yeah. And guess who I met up with at Pyramid?
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Damn scary leh!
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Serious weh!

AH LONGS!

Ah longs from INTI, that is. Hahahhha. Michelle like samseng lah, ah long wannabe. That day I asked her why she carry such a big bag to college. She secretly whispered to me, "Because I’m Ah Long. Inside I keep my parang".
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Ah Long also asked me to take ALOT of photos with her that day in Pyramid. But I was too scared.
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I was scared that later she blackmail me with the photos. And simply take out her parang and try to con me in the Chinese way, saying that one photo with her cost RM10,000. Then I die lah that time.

I tried to runaway but you know lah, ah longs right. She threathened me withred paint. Very typical ah long.
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(ALJ stands for Apa Lan Jiao. I know, I just learnt the term too)

You see. I refused to take nice photos with her, and she gangster already showing black ALJ faces. Ah long got fed up with me. Finally, she decided to convince me to be good friends with her. She told me next time if I want to borrow money, clothes, heels, panties, tissue or whatever also, she won’t charge me interest.

She will just ask for 1 photo for each day that I repay her back late.

We had a Chinese to Chinese, Ah Long to Not-Ah Long talk for a while. And I finally decided Ah long wasn’t that bad after all.

So we yamseng with each other and shake shake hands a bit, and became friend friend.
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But one thing still, sometimes it’s hard for me to understand Ah Long. She and her very Chinese manners and words. Ah Long also taught me one thing that day, which is how to drink kopi with one leg up on the chair. Ah Long also said that it is very pantang if you don’t shake your leg on and off.

Ah Long is my best friend.
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Oh and also, Ah Long’s birthday is VERY VERY SOON!

It’s this Saturday. So whoever is not scared to party with Ah Long and Ah Long’s friends, we’ll be in Sunway (tomorrow) Friday night. Not sure at Coco Banana or Bar Celona yet. To be confirmed. ;)

Till then, all of you take care. And watch out for all ah longs on the street. Think of your loved ones.
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Yours truly,
Cheryl, Ah Long’s best friend. (:

…or should I say retarded bitch? Hahah, yes yes. Who else than my none other Retarded Kawan.

Haven’t done tags in hell a long time. Here goes.
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1. You’re really upset, who is the first guy you’ll go to?
Aww crap, must it be a guy? I have no guys in mind at the moment. If I could implant dicks on Michelle and Brenda, that’d be cool, really. But since that’s merely impossible, perhaps James Lim, my good ol’ high school mate whom I’ve not met in quite a while. I miss you weh cheapo
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2. If someone liked u right now, would u want them to tell u?
Well if I’m feeling the same for him, and if he knows it too, then obviously yes. It only makes sense then, doesn’t it?
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3. Does it matter to you if your boyfriend/girlfriend smokes?
I suppose not.
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4. Last person you texted?
Brenda my not-indian bum
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5. What’s something you MUST do before you die?
Learn the true meaning of life and experience unconditional love.
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6. When is the last time you went out of the country and where?
I’m a kampong girl. Other than my hut, I never go anywhere.
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7. Who was your last received call from?
Michelle Khoo, the retarded biatch in subang. You know why she called me ah? She wants me to take care of her brother’s baby boy. Cos I’m an excellent babysitter. Hah! Okay fine. She wants my MOM to do the babysitting, not me.
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8. What are you doing tonight?
My bloody moral assignment which is about Prostitution in Thailand. Nice topic right, I know.
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9. What are you looking forward to?
My 1.5 months holiday. I’m going to rot and die. Anybody willing to date me, PLEASE?
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10. Have you ever been on a roller coaster?
Cyberjaya drivers are all good roller coaster drivers. (if you’re lost, cos Limkokwing is in Cyberjaya, thus my cyberjaya friends)
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11. Do you care what others think about you?
I should be happy what. They actually bother judging or looking at me right..
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12. Do you take showers at night?
No, but sometimes I like to shit at night.
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13. Name the best person who could cheer you up?
Ronald McDonald. I tell you he has the sexiest nose. I can’t wait to do my BigMac chant at the McD counter weh. I can say it in 2.5 seconds! But I don’t eat BigMac. Anybody wants free BigMac?
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14. Have you been to New York City?
Yah, my uncle owns New York City what. (LOL LMAO inside joke, sorry)
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15. Who is the last person you added to your contacts list in your phone?
Nithi. Cos I have two handphones. And my other one doesn’t have Nit’s hp number in it.
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16. What is the name of your cousin’s best friend?
I have too many cousins.
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17. What did u do yesterday?
I went to RedBox Karaoke. It turned out to be like a Choir group instead of karaoke cos there were 10 of us. And we played clubbing songs and stood on the sofas and danced on them. I fucked summer splash shit cos it was bloody packed and the queue was ridiculously and unacceptably long. I had fun last night.
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18. Whose house did you last go to?
Just yesterday. I went to Bren’s house. I thought nobody was in the house except for Mich and Bren, so I saw Mich down the hallway in the house and greeted her very loudly, "YO MACHAA!!". And to my left, was Brenda’s elder sister sitting down reading newspaper but looking at me with the "OH-DEAR" look on her face after my oh-so-friendly-greet to Michelle. Oh well, I’m Cheryl Ho for a reason.
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19. What is the last movie you watched?
Over Her Dead Body, on the dvd. Not bad movie weh.. funny.
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20. Do you believe that you can change someone?
I can be influential if I want to. Muahahhah.. but yeah, if I were ever gonna change someone, I hope it’s for the better and not for the worse, that’s all.
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21. What are you going to do after you do this survey?
Cook Indo Mee and eat although I just had my lunch 2 hours ago, and watch another DVD. Like, OMG. It sounds like, so much funnn. Like, TOTALLY. Some bimbo movie perhaps. Just now I went hunting for Gossip Girl Season One Part 2 dvd, but they costed RM20 for 2 discs. I felt very tidak tersampai hati to buy, so I decided to search for the part 2 online. Yes, I’m a cheapo mainly because I’m bloody broke.
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22. I’m tagging this shit, I mean, tag to…
i) Uncle Josh
ii) Ivan Kang
iii) Missy Cheerio
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Okay Indo Mee time.

More updates later on! Much love all.
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Yours truly,
Cheryl. (psssst.. the movie Ps: I Love You is not nice wehh.. so disappointing. So much for the big hoo-has over its book sales and bla bla. pfft. the movie barely met my expectations la.. sad)