The Internet Plays A Role

Filed under: Jokes & Comedies, Youtube or Videos — Cheryl
29 Feb


..not only for researches you have to do for boring assignments, or maybe going on Instant Messaging with friends, or supporting piracy by downloading songs, but also…

..coming out with hilarious comedy videos on the upcoming election in Malaysia in where else other than the widest video engine site; YouTube.
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Fuck sial, I watch can laugh until die man. No offence to any political parties or whatsoever lah, I’m just an ordinary blogger in this town who’s doing her role in the blogosphere; sharing the joke.
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Elections Blah Blah Blah

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And you so have to watch this one also..
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Rough Little Indian Boys

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Hahahha.. Aiseh.

Politics politics politics. I have no comment. But btw, James asked me to add Lim Kit Siang (DAP Chief) on Facebook. It seems that James added Lim Kit Siang on Facebook on Saturday.. And on the next day, Sunday, Lim Kit Siang approved his request.

I want to find for Samy Velu weh. Then wish him Happy Birthday on election day. eheh.

Eh serious okay. Samy Velu’s birthday falls on the election day, March 8th. I was first informed by my Indian friend, Jewin Kumar. Eh brada, don’t doubt him okay.. they know best.  Confirmed "correct correct correct!"
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Yours truly,
Cheryl, updates on LKW’s Gala dinner soon.. =)

Are You A Happening Human?

Filed under: Publicity — Cheryl
27 Feb


If you are, then what the hell are you waiting for?

Join us all happening peeps in this event where global festivals are combined altogether at one place, one day, one heart, organized by the one and only club; Leo Club of SMK Seafield.

International Understanding Day (IU Day lahh whatelse, some bimbos only understand IM you see..) it is indeed!
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Eh macha, seriously lah.. what you waiting for?? For yourself to turn cool and happening ah?

Please lah.. if you’re not happening also just con and act happening lah. You won’t want to miss this year’s function man. TRUST ME. Why should you trust me, I’m sure you’re bitching there already. Okay. Why, right?

BECAUSE… I’m Cheryl Ho, and this is my fucking happening blog (that ends with a dot net), and I don’t con on my blog, and I’m a damn happening human, with bloody happening friends, and before I handed down my post I’m fucking sure I elected a frik’n happening Board of Directors, and now I tell you, this is one hell of a happening event.

You dont want to go, too bad lah. Go stay at home, be all alone eating popcorn alone, watching tv alone when everyone else is having fun. Pfft.
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Got best dressed prizes lah, got lucky draw prizes lah.. got surprises lah.. got happening performances lah (if you ppl happening enough, maybe the BODs strip for ya’ll weh), got air cond lah, got damn good food lah (international buffet okay.. only RM50, wth right.. should charge more), got cool people lah (like me), got great music lah, got happening dancefloor lah (don’t worry, if don’t have, we’ll make one for you)..

…WEH. GOT TOO MANY THINGS LAH! Just bloody come and join us all happening people in this happening event okay?
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You tell me lah. How many festivals you know? Chinese New Year? Hari Raya? Deepavali? Christmas? Standard.

Please lah, heard of Water Festival before or not? We’ll make you wet and look sexy on that night okay. (just kidding). Heard of Octoberfest not? Heard of Running with the Bulls not?

NO RIGHT???

So shaddap and come and learn and be happening with everyone on that night.

The BODs started up their Ticket Booth already. Get your tickets ASAP for better and MORE happening seats (you won’t want to end up sitting with freaks, or worse, having no seats at all!). If you are broke now, then save some money.

Don’t reload your handphone first. Don’t buy that pretty looking skirt you saw in the mall the other day first. Don’t shop for that hot looking vest you spotted first. Don’t go dine in expensive fine dining places with your girlfriend or boyfriend first…

Just save RM50 FIRST lah okay, and get your damn ticket first. Then you go do whatever you want. Go buy diamonds also I don’t care. (but if you’re buying for me, then I care.)
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So yeah humans. HAPPENING humans. Why hesitate to come? It’s only once a year. (Were you really hesitating? Please don’t man. Only non-happening people hesitate okay..)

If you’re single and ready to mingle, go for the event.. meet some new people.. some hot chics, hot dudes. Exchange numbers. Get a room. Okay nevermind, later the teachers come sue me. Or parents. Or whatever..

YEAH AS I WAS SAYING, get your tickets as soon as possible.. Find more friends to go with you, a table of 10 people. Book it quick and pay up ASAP, then your seats also will be "prettier" than all those hot people on that night okay..

If any of you aren’t from SMK Seafield, and you’re interested to go, just leave your name and details or a comment below this post, and the Leo Club BODs will get in touch with you in no time. Or, you can just direct email to Debbie.Eng@hotmail.com (Project Coordinator). :)
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Thanks in advance for your support in this happening event! Those who’ll be attending that night, see you all there! I’ll bring like DSLR and take pretty pictures and put all your faces up on my blog okay? HAHAH
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I’ve gotta go now. My college gala dinner is starting in 2 hours, and I haven’t bathed yet. LOLLL. Nevermind. Fashionably late lah (konon). Fuck sial damn happening. Zouk’s coming down to Limkokwing tonight, and us all freshies get to party till 2am sial..

See. Happening right. Okay bye.
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Yours truly,
Cheryl, don’t ask me what’s with me and "happening".. (maybe cos im just happening)

A Complicated Heart

Filed under: Emo — Cheryl
25 Feb


I don’t know how to handle a complicated heart.
I don’t know what to do, or what to say.
I don’t know what we did, or what we said..
I dont know what you’re feeling, what you’re facing..
I don’t know where to go from here…

I just… don’t know…

How long more does this has to go on? How long more do I have to feel this way?
These questions just kept bugging me through…

…and I soon began to realize, I’m slowly losing my path, losing my way, and I’ve never felt this lost. Never. I lose my words every single time I try to talk it over. I lose my guts to speak about it when I’m with you. I’m not as positive as I used to be..

…I’m slowly losing myself.

Is it that hard? Why?

What am I supposed to do.. or what is there that I can or should do. Is it my wrong for this had happened or is happening? Even if it is, I don’t think ’sorry’ would solve any issues now. I don’t want to let this take over me, but everytime I think about it, I’d just wished if only tears could spell the words that I’ve lost, or at least draw me a picture of my lost path.

Lost, is all that I am, and all that I’m feeling. It’s a fucking complicated heart.. with a fucking complicated scene.

Just for these few words here, most of them repetitive indeed, it took me 2 hours 40 minutes to put it all down here. That’s how lost and complicated I’m feeling.

Guess Who’s Back?

Filed under: Friends, Outings, Photography — Cheryl
17 Feb


Aaaaah!

Okay okay. Not who IS back, but who WAS back.
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YEA! She came back for the CNY hols for 5 days.. 5th till the 10th February. And OBVIOUSLY, we went out n met up with her. I mean, how can we not? The bitch is back in town yo.

Chee Mun, Bren and I arrived Pyramid earlier that day as Michelle wasn’t there yet. Or why not put it this way, Michelle was just relatively late. Yes, not fashionably late.
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Oh yes. We sat and chilled at Starbucks; Brenda’s current Heaven, considering in National Service in Miri, Sarawak, the nearest Starbucks outlet she could find was in Kuching. YAY??  A ‘L-O-L’ for me.

Well at least she said she managed to find Coffee Bean in Miri.. which was not too far away from her NS camp. Knowing Bren, a coffee lover/addict/whatever you want to call it, she was terribly craving for coffee. So she asked her friend, Kavita, who was nearby Coffee Bean at that very moment, to help her buy a cup of coffee.

Weird enough, Kavita came back with a cup ofchocolate drink instead.

No no, it’s not Kavita who’s the weird one, don’t get me wrong. It’s Coffee Bean. Strangely by the name COFFEE Bean, but they didn’t have coffee. No caffeine at all. Written clearly on their menu board, "Only Non-Coffee Drinks Are Available".

Amazing.

This is why, sometimes, Malaysians really amuse me.
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Finally later on, Michelle decided to arrive at Starbucks.

And shall I put it in this way, that the moment she arrived, the first thing she did was, obviously, hugged and greeted Bren.

The second thing? Go’on, you take a wild guess, why don’tcha?
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Yea, you clearly didn’t need the wild guess aye.

Hahah.. yes she immediately took out her new digital camera and started camwhoring and taking photos right after hugging Brenda. Mind you, the pictures above before the one of Mich and Bren together, were all also taken only after Michelle arrived.

Well, let’s see. Bren, Chee and I had been sitting down there in Starbucks, for almost an hour plus, and had not taken a single shot of photograph yet. And the woman who arrives much later and the next minute already camwhoring. If that’s not how you use the term ‘biggest camwhorer’, then I don’t know when or how you would use it.

Lol she’s gonna burn me after reading this. :P
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And for weeks we’ve been missing this Bum, we wouldn’t miss a tripod shot.
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In NS, I don’t know how she does it, how she survives there without me.. cos,
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..we’re so happy together.. okay gay.
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And since Bren became all kampong and ulu for her one month plus training there so far, we decided to show her what donuts were.J.Co donuts. (since she can’t get it there)
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She’ll be saying that I’m the bitchy one, for ever still making fun of her :P

Chee was sooo nice to buy us half a dozen box of J.Co’s. yummmm
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See what I told’ya, she’s all kampong and ulu now. Donut also dunno how to eat already.

To add to the fun, Nat came and arrived not long later! And we took a nice group photo. In China.
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(From L to R, Myself, Chee, Michelle, Bren, Nat.. and coinsidently, four of us are in black, except chee. lol)

See, the background… memang like Cina weh..
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And to end this post where I’m already missing this bitchy woman,
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Ya got it right, black is always in. Lucky you Bren, you’re always ‘in’.

Ahahahaha I know you still love me. :P
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Yours truly,
Cheryl, I’m the best coolest driver in town.